Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
i went alone and got stuck in the toilet
(Source: middle-east-beast, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
- REBLOG AND CLICK THE PICTURE
- Try Typing your name, tumblr URL, etc..
OMG THIS WEBSITE <3
OH MY GLOB THE LETTER V OMFG
(via theepichumor)
| Computer: | Monitor, display this document, okay? |
| Monitor: | No prob, boss. |
| Computer: | Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly? |
| Monitor: | Anything you ask, boss. |
| Computer: | Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now? |
| Mouse: | Over the icon panel, sir. |
| Computer: | Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay? |
| Mouse: | Of course. |
| Keyboard: | Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously. |
| Monitor: | Oh god, here we go. |
| Computer: | *sigh* Printer, are you there? |
| Printer: | No. |
| Computer: | Please, Printer, I know you're there. |
| Printer: | No! I'm not here! Leave me alone! |
| Computer: | Jesus. Okay, you really nee- |
| Mouse: | Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon. |
| Computer: | Printer, now you have to print it twice. |
| Printer: | No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off! |
| Computer: | Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone. |
| Printer: | No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink! |
| Computer: | You are not out of in- |
| Printer: | I'M OUT OF INK! |
| Computer: | *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert. |
| Monitor: | But sir, he has plen- |
| Computer: | Just do it, damn it! |
| Monitor: | Yes sir. |
| Keyboard: | Ahhh! He's hitting me! |
| Computer: | Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend. |
| Keyboard: | He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything! |
| Computer: | PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done! |
| Printer: | Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error! |
| Monitor: | Sir, maybe we should try to help him? |
| Computer: | No. He did this to himself. |
Okcat is injured, I’m gonna start crying in class.
This is not ok.
Can i just kiss his injured arm? (sounds weird, i know)
:( Okcat, get better soon! I Love You <3
**In the cartoon**
Seungho: Give it to me before I stop being Mr. Nice Guy* ^^ (*literally “while I am still saying nice things”)
Mir: But it’s my hot dog? TT
Source: AbsoluteMBLAQ
(via youngbaedong)
oh my god, Junhyung, you whore..
why didn’t you include Hyunseung in this?
(Source: b2utyisvip, via princess-squirrel)
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his thighs look lickable.
thanks koikage!
(via princess-squirrel)